Slavery Is Not Diplomatic

Please explain to me 1) what part of "slavery" NPR and the AP don't understand here and 2) since when do slaveholders deserve basic humane treatment by law enforcement officials.

Awww, you pooooor thing, you broke down and criiiiied. *snarl*

Because NO.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=255125875